Wife of the Year: 1000

I blew $667 on 4 new pairs of (bitchin') shoes and boots... because a girl needs new kicks for the fall and winter.  When the credit card bill came in and Mr. Wife of the year questioned me about said $667 I told him that Piperlime is the last name of my dentist and that charge was for my root canal.  Hook, line and sinker, he bought it. 

-294 points: Trickery and deceit.